hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

  • black woman: *wears her hair natural*
  • people: omg ew why would you do that you look like a slave how're you ever going to get a man when your hair looks nappy nobody wants a girl with peasy hair what about a job you look so unprofessional you need to do something with your hair you look like a nappy-headed ho how do you expect people to ever respect you?
  • black woman: *wears a weave*
  • people: LOL look at this ratchet bitch wearin a weave because she cant grow her own hair do you even have hair under there i mean do you even wear your real hair out at all i hate weaves its like false advertising i dont see why you'd wear fake hair when you could just have your own.
  • black woman: *gets a perm*
  • people: why do you want to be white why do you hate yourself so much to be burning your hair out with the creamy crack every 4-6 weeks and it cant even be healthy for your hair or your scalp you need to let it go and embrace who you really are i hope that in time you come to accept yourself and what God has given you.
  • black woman: fuck y'all, I do what I want.
  • black men: see this is why i dont fuck with black women they got attitude problems bruh i only like a light-skin yellowbone with good hair that knows how to act i dont understand why black women gotta be so mad all the time like damn black women really aint shit.
  • loophemmings:

    if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

    rarelovexx:

    Smh at people who can sleep through nearby fireworks but wake up at the sound of me opening a bag of chips in the next room.

    vapor-man:

    me: damn dude check out this blog

    friend: that’s your own dude

    me: yeah i know, sick right?

    REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

    sheisdrawntothefire:

    Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

    5soslooks-soperfect:

    "Marrish" becoming a ship as soon as their first scene aired, yet people hate Draeden bc their "lack of scenes".

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    Bitches posting “OMG MARRISH IS PERFECT !1!!! LYDIA EVEN SAID SHE WAS DONE WITH TEENAGE BOYS OMG”.

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    Braeden is a “sexual predator” for checking out Derek (even though he…

    rarelovexx:

    Smh at people who can sleep through nearby fireworks but wake up at the sound of me opening a bag of chips in the next room.

    Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny.
    ― Steve Maraboli  (via damonismydarkprince)

    starweilder:

    trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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